1980: The Volkswagen Beetle

I don’t exactly remember when I bought my red bug and I don’t remember when we sold it but I know I loved it to pieces. It was one of the Super-Beetle models of the late 1970s. It looked just like this one but with a cool black racing stripe that ran over the top on the driver’s side. (It amazes me that I have no photos of mine… I guess it just didn’t seem important.)

Everyone knows that beetles were unusual with their trunks in the front (which meant there wasn’t much protection if you got smoonched), and their distinctive sounding engines in the back. And everyone knows about their notoriously unreliable heating systems in the Canadian winter. Mine was no different.

When the heating worked, it was great since the small interior space warmed up quickly. When it didn’t, winter travel was miserable. I was a nursing instructor at the time, and though my college office was 20 minutes away, I also met students at the hospital twice a week which was 40 minutes away. My routine was to throw my hat, mitts, scarf, jacket, and a small blanket into the clothes dryer until I was ready to go; I’d bundle up and with luck my teeth wouldn’t start chattering until the last quarter of the trip. The more important problem was the pitiful defrost. I’d spend most of the trip steering with one hand while I scraped the interior windshield with the other, maintaining at least 4-6 inches of viewing space. Does this sound a bit dangerous? Fortunately I’d get lucky on occasion when some of Calgary’s  more manageable winter temperatures (the infamous chinooks) would prevail.

It was a pain in the butt getting the heater repaired. It would last for a while, sometimes a whole season, then bum out again. The end of my beetle days finally came when I took it in for an overhaul during the summer and got no action for three weeks despite my phone calls. When I finally went in to find out why, the employee at the front counter called up the mechanic and I heard him whisper “… I know… but no one wants to work on a bug…”. A flash bulb went off in my introverted brain and I marched the mechanic to the car. I calmly told him to pile all the removed parts lying around into the trunk, and that I would not pay for any time spent so far. I backed up with everyone watching and I drove that car home, hardly thinking about the heater but pretty darn impressed with my assertiveness! I still smile at the thought today.

Though now out of production, most people know about the Beetle, including its new 1990s rendition with its famous wee flower holder. Enthusiasts remain, many have extensive collections, and I still see bugs now on then on the road today.

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